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EVILBONG
"Real housewives of
rawdoggin ur girl and finishing on the back."
PERSONAL

name ena z.
(a.k.a. eiko, dumbass, gay)

pronouns she/her, idgaf

birthday october 26 ♏︎

age 19

race bosnian-american

height 5'7" (170 cm)

CAREER

occupation
  • university student
  • freelance digital artist (part-time)
  • yearner for love
  • sleepyhead
  • swag supreme

PREFERENCES

hobbies drawing, gaming, watching tv, sleeping

pet peeves losing focus, art block, my hair

fav foods orange chicken, cheesecake, salmon

least fav food onions







evilbong, more casually known as eiko, is a 19-year-old art hobbyist and freelance digital artist from the darkest depths of detroit. she is an art academy student with a major in graphics art, and specializes in stylized character illustration. she is currently searching for an entry-level job, and takes digital art commissions on the side.

appearance 🖉


eiko is a young-looking adult with long dark brown hair, black eyes, and pale skin. she has blunt cut bangs with ear-tails to frame her face, as of lately, she’s had prominent eye bags. she dresses in a masculine-leaning casual style involving hoodies, flannels, graphic tees, jeans, and platform shoes. her signature clothing piece is a black turtleneck underneath a us navy blue hoodie, with baggy jeans that barely fit her. she also often carries a black jansport backpack because she can't be bothered to carry an actual purse

even the most confident of people would unquestionably doubt eiko’s age. she is more likely to be offered a kids menu rather than the regular one at restaurants, and has a 100% chance to be asked to show ID when she buys alcohol. an upstanding person would avoid mentioning this to her; she’s heard it all, upwards of a thousand times. seriously. she's considered plastic surgery at this point!

personality 🖉


eiko is often described by friends and colleagues as funny, easygoing, with a sharp personality. when she was younger, eiko was more quiet and reserved, preferring to stay on the sidelines and not cause trouble. but as she grew up, she found joy in making those around her laugh, and to this day strives to be a source of cheer and support in her loved ones’ lives. her old, reserved self has not faded completely, however, as she has occasional bouts of anxiousness and a tendency to act like a people-pleaser so as to avoid conflict. nonetheless, one of her long-standing goals is to overcome this anxiousness and become a confident, upstanding person that others can rely on.

trivia 🖉


  • has stolen multiple art supplies during high school. has not once been caught.
  • she has 6 cats. she's a bit crazy for cats.
  • used to be in a hip-hop dance group during her first year of high school in america.
  • falls in love wayyy too easily.

gallery 🖉